GONE GIRL C
USA (149 mi) 2014
‘Scope d: David Fincher Official
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—Cool Girl speech
from the novel Gone Girl, by Gillian
Flynn, 2012
That night at the Brooklyn party, I
was playing the girl who was in style, the girl a man like Nick wants: the Cool
Girl. Men always say that as the defining
compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool
girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who
adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks
cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers
into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while
somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and
understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined,
loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.
Men actually think this girl
exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be
this girl…Oh, and if you’re not a
Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl.
It may be a slightly different version—maybe he’s vegetarian, so Cool Girl
loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool
Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to
the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the
girl who likes every f***ing thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do
you know you’re not Cool Girl?
Because he says things like “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he
will at some point f*** someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for
“I hate strong women.”
One of the more cynical movies seen in awhile, ugly and
calculating, a horrible comment on the vapid emptiness of American society, painting
a cruel portrait of a soulless age, yet it’s a dark satiric comedy that
actually pokes fun of just how clueless the public remains of the hidden truths
taking place in their midst, caught up in the windstorm of the latest political
hysteria that leaves them blind by the filtered bullshit that passes for news
these days, where they become numbed beyond hope, like walking zombies taking
the place of what were once human beings.
Fincher’s film is as infuriatingly hopeless as anything Béla Tarr ever
concocted, but instead of dreary black and white social realism, it’s a trashy
best selling book becoming an equally trashy best selling movie, where the
Hollywood production machine is in high gear, pumping out artificiality with
great relish. It’s another marriage on the
rocks movie that veers out of control into Mary Harron’s American
Psycho (2000), where Ben Affleck as Nick Dunne, pilloried by the public
after being suspected of killing his missing wife Amy (Rosamund Pike), is no Christian
Bale, where the exaggerated absurdity of the lynch mob public out for blood
never compares to the heightened excess on display from Wall Street’s impeccably
stylish Me Generation, jump started by Reaganomics opening the doors for unscrupulous
business entrepreneurs in the 1980’s to rake in the money like the actual thieves
they were. The difference is the 1991 Bret
Easton Ellis novel is actually a hilariously clever critique of the consumer
culture of the 80’s, while this unraveling marital thriller exposing the beast
that lies within is more like mixing the wildly popular Jacqueline Susann books
with a dose of Stephen King, as Gillian Flynn’s airport novel spent more than
71 weeks on the New York Times hardcover
best-seller list, and sold more than 6 million copies before it even came out
in paperback. The book (and subsequent
movie) is a pale comparison to the shattering portrait of the idealized 1950’s
marriage depicted in the excruciatingly personal 1961 Richard Yates novel Revolutionary Road, seemingly the
perfect couple to all outsiders, played by the idyllic TITANIC (1997) couple
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2008 Sam Mendes film version, living
in their wonderful dream house in the suburbs, where clearly the foundation of
their success was the male-centric world of America in the 1950’s, a deluded
American Dream that quickly disintegrates into marital dysfunction, as it
denies the aspirations of women.
In pointed contrast, the superficiality on display in
Fincher’s film may turn off many viewers, as it thrives on the artificiality of
the surface, literally mocking the shallowness of society while the unhappy
lives of the featured couple takes a turn into the dark side, even delving into
horror as Fincher’s vision seems designed to make the audience feel as
uncomfortable as possible and then leave them in the lurch by providing few
answers. The offensiveness of the smug, overly
detached tone, however, may hit everyone differently, where it’s reminiscent of
the exaggerated sarcasm of von Trier’s DOGVILLE (2003), which couldn’t be more
irritating. Using a back and forth dual
narrative scheme of he said, she said, where we’re privy to his interior
narration and also what she writes in her diary, including flashback sequences that
reveal her perspective on a crumbling romance, what’s immediately clear is that
both narrators are consummate liars and cannot be trusted to convey the truth
about their own stories. Their home is a
house of mirrors where they continually pretend to be something they’re not,
fuming with displeasure underneath while both playing the part in public of a
perfect marriage. Whatever love or
attraction may have been there at the outset has been twisted and contorted into
a marriage that is a big lie, where the original romance was a con job, and
once their guard has been let down what’s exposed are the frayed nerves, where
these two have little use for one another except for keeping up appearances. While there’s plenty of glib back and forth
conversation when they first meet, each trying to be more clever than the
other, they are apparently easily charmed, where Nick proposes as if on cue,
and the next thing you know they’re married, moving away from their beloved New
York to Missouri to be near Nick’s seriously ill mother who dies of cancer,
leaving them alone in a gigantic house that feels unlived in and empty most of
the time. While Nick is more comfortable
in the Midwest, having grown up there with friends and acquaintances, he runs a
non-descript neighborhood bar with his twin sister Margo (Carrie Coon) that
gives him an excuse to get away from Amy as much as possible, while she
scribbles in her diary (with perfect penmanship) aimless thoughts that barely
touch on the extent of her growing resentment.
Amy’s parents “plagiarized” her life, actually improving
upon it in a popular series of children’s books called Amazing Amy, leaving her unsure of her real identity, but always
struggling to be better than the rest, where she has become an ice princess
that continually speaks in a calm, reassuring, overly breathy voice that feels
very much like an over-controlled robotic Stepford wife from THE STEPFORD WIVES
(1975), where she has to emote perfection with every spoken word. Certainly that would drive any man crazy
after awhile, especially when used in a patronizing manner of never-ending
superiority, where Nick is contemplating walking out on the marriage. A clue for the audience is the sound of Blue Öyster
Cult on the radio singing “(Don't Fear) The Reaper” (Don't
Fear) Halloween You Tube (5:11), which figures so prominently in John
Carpenter’s slasher horror film HALLOWEEN (1978). On their 5th wedding anniversary, the date of
his planned breakup announcement, he returns home from work in the early
afternoon and finds his house broken into, a coffee table smashed, a few blood
stains on the wall, and his wife missing.
Within days, he’s the chief suspect, where the investigative team of
Detective Boney (Kim Dickens) and Officer Gilpin (Patrick Fugit) keep
unearthing new evidence, much of which Nick has no knowledge about. His sense of indifference to his wife’s life
and subsequent absence is more reflective of his lazy and distant self, but
once the cameras are parked outside his door, it opens the floodgates to media
speculation, where he is raked over the coals in the tabloids and on a FOX TV
style station run by a vicious rumor mill host (Missi Pyle) hellbent on using
him to avenge all wronged women, where her continual diatribes run endlessly on
the neverending TV news cycle, playing even in the local police precinct. This lynch mob mentality has convicted the
guy in public, plastering his face all over the airwaves, destroying his
character, calling him a wife killer, reminiscent of the blanket national
coverage surrounding Drew Peterson, who was alleged to have killed his
third and fourth wives, where the body of the latter has never been found. A 30-year police veteran, Peterson was
familiar with forensic evidence, wasn’t bashful with reporters, and seemed to
thrive on all the attention he was receiving in the national spotlight.
To a large extent, this is a film about character
assassination juxtaposed against a murderous assassination, where the impact of
the first is a whole lot more damning than the second (where you actually have
a day in court), which is a dangerous comment on a society that overlooks
reality in order to exist in a self-induced fantasy, continually blaming the
other guys for all of society’s woes, while refusing to look in the mirror and
take any responsibility. It has pretensions
to Gus van Sant’s To Die For
(1995), veering into the crazy psychopathic territory of Tuesday Weld in Pretty
Poison (1968), as it plays with this seemingly fixated need for attention,
where you’re willing to do anything to get it, which will leave at least some
viewers literally refusing to be scammed and manipulated once again by
Hollywood’s pretend version of reality.
It ends up being an exaggerated murder farce where the act of murder
doesn’t remotely match the damage done by outright lies and misinformation
produced by the made-up hypotheses of so-called experts in creating a whirlwind
of mass hysteria generated by the media, usually in attack mode smearing
someone’s character, for which they take no responsibility, hiding behind 1st
amendment rights that it’s only freedom of speech, where people have the right
to say anything they please. Nick is
caught up in an illusionary maze of deceit, a puzzle-like trap where he’s left
trying to figure out why all this is happening to him and how he can
escape. Turning to an ace defense
attorney Tanner Bolt (Tyler Perry) with an expertise in representing maligned
offenders who are perceived as being the most vile and contemptible creatures
on the planet, he slowly tries to gather some semblance of his life back as the
noose is tightened around his neck by this continuing police investigation fed
by malicious rumors. Bolt delivers
perhaps the sanest line in the film: “You
two are the most fucked up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up
people for a living.” Reminiscent of
Rolf de Heer’s ALEXANDRA’S PROJECT (2003), another film that turns the tables
on an the idea of male idealization, this $61 million dollar Hollywood fiasco feels
more like a B-movie where The Stepford
Wives meets The Twilight Zone
through a wretchedly overwrought Scarlett O’Hara style melodrama that veers
into sci-fi territory where aliens are the species pretending to be human, as
people have already lost all semblance of their humanity. While this is obviously the work of a control
freak who delights in conniving and manipulating the lives of others, where
every film is a variation of PANIC ROOM (2002), Fincher has a reputation as
being a perfectionist, where according to producer Ceán Chaffin, Fincher took,
on average, as many as 50 takes for each scene, where it should also be pointed
out that on the first day on the set, Ben Affleck changed the lens setting on
the camera by the slightest degree, betting the crew Fincher wouldn’t notice, only
to have Fincher take a look through the lens and exclaim, “Why does the camera
look a little dim?”
Life’s but a walking
shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
—Shakespeare’s Macbeth,
Act 5, Scene 5, 1606