Director Bavo Defurne with actress Isabelle Huppert
SOUVENIR D
France Belgium
Luxembourg (90 mi) 2016
‘Scope d: Bavo Defurne
An utterly forgettable work, a wretched little offbeat
romantic comedy that couldn’t be more conventional, so slight that it’s barely
worth remembering, that continually defies logic with bad choices, becoming
more and more uncomfortable to watch throughout, not because of content, but
due to the amateurishness of the production.
This lame effort is a reminder of the kinds of French films that never
get exported, that remain in-house fodder for late-night TV viewing, as this cliché-ridden
trifle is simply an embarrassment, arguably the worst film ever seen featuring
legendary star Isabelle Huppert. Not
sure whether this is meant as comic satire, or comes anywhere close to what was
initially envisioned, but this is about as dull and uninspiring as filmmaking
gets, so bad that you actually start laughing at just how bad it is. Like Björk in Lars von Trier’s DANCING IN THE
DARK (2000), Huppert as Liliane is inexplicably working in a factory assembly
line, wearing a required smock and hairnet, charged with placing the final
decorative touches in a paté factory, mindlessly repeating the same task over
and over again from morning to night, breaking out the same homemade sandwich
for lunch. Expecting fellow factory
workers to break out into song at any moment, altering the stifling mood,
sadly, this is not the case. Instead, catching
a bus to and from work, it’s a dreary life, eating meals alone at home watching
TV quiz shows, pouring herself a libation to help pass the time. A new temp worker alters the routine, Jean
Leloup (Kévin Azaïs), a 21-year old still living at home, seen training at a
gym in his off hours as a boxer, scheduled to fight a Russian for the
lightweight championship. Sitting next
to her at lunch, he notices how she resembles “Laura,” a former Eurovision
music contest winner for France who lost to Sweden’s ABBA decades ago. Claiming a case of mistaken identity, she
awkwardly dismisses any similarities. By
chance, he views “Laura” again on television, someone no one could recall on
one of the quiz shows, which only confirms his suspicions, refusing to take no
for an answer, ambushing her after work the next day, telling her “My father
thinks you’re great—and that bugs my mother.” The commotion causes her to miss
her bus. No problem, he offers a ride
on his motor scooter, where he’s invited in for a drink, quickly becoming fast
friends.
Not really wanting to dredge up the past, Jean’s youthful
eagerness and naiveté encourage Liliane to open things up for a sexual liaison,
despite a forty year age difference between them. As improbable as this sounds, they barely know
each other, yet Jean is head over heels in love, suddenly dedicated to
resurrecting her career, asking her to sing at a celebratory party for his
father. She agrees, so long as there is
no press coverage. While the performance
itself is all schmaltz, pretty much a karaoke act, it does feature Huppert’s
own voice and his father does end up dancing with her, which is like a dream
come true for him. Viewed as a complete
success, when Jean returns home to his family late the next morning, his mother
figures out where he’s been, finding it all pretty preposterous, while his
father is duly impressed. When a camera
crew arrives at work, flooding her with questions about her past, Liliane is
done with Jean, feeling betrayed, reviving tabloid stories about her
manager/husband running off with all her money, while she “sank into
oblivion.” This was not something she
needed to be reminded of and may explain why she drinks. Apologizing profusely, claiming he had
nothing to do with the news team interview, nonetheless she’s back in the
headlines. When Jean is knocked silly in
his fight, he abandons his career, claiming he’s not cut out for the ring. Wondering whether he gives up so easily, Jean
immediately jump starts a new career as her manager, showing up in nursing
homes, country fairs, or veteran groups, her act is just overwhelmingly
amateurish, where every move of her hands is carefully choreographed, without
an ounce of spontaneity, seemingly going through the motions. While Jean is impressed, no one else is,
seemingly stalled in the unlikely position of yesterday’s news, not really
catching any impetus for starting a new career.
Undeterred, Jean suggests she register for the latest Eurovision
contest, like a whirlwind blast of nostalgia from yesteryear. Not really a Sirkean melodrama from the 50’s,
as there’s nothing subversive underneath the surface, or a satriric homage,
like Peyton Reed’s DOWN WITH LOVE (2003), this feels more like the simpleminded
emptiness of those 50’s movies with Doris Day, where a simple kiss leads to
instantaneous love, and an entire life and career are planned from that moment
onward, with no actual substance anywhere to be found.
With no character development whatsoever, as neither one has
a life, and a storyline for television viewers only, apparently, there is simply
nothing here that rises to a level of interest, bogged down in utter artifice
and conventionality. Emboldened by all
the attention paid to her by Jean, which makes little sense from such a young guy
fighting for a boxing championship, never seen with anyone else his own age,
where he seems obsessed by her and oblivious to everything else. A bit more grounded in reality, and unknown
to Jean, Liliane pays a visit to her former flame, Tony Jones (Johan Leysen),
still living a life of wealth and luxury, suggesting she’s on a comeback and
needs some new songs. Somewhat impressed
in her gumption after all these years, he willingly obliges. While this should be the centerpiece of the
film, a showcase of a rising star, Liliane’s resurgence as “Laura” is fraught
with cliché’s, where the insipid lyrics are mindless and laughably suggestive,
yet come across as a complete success (with Tony as a judge!), and the audience
enchanted, yet this is a dizzying parody on performance, little more than a
karaoke show with over-produced music drowning out her voice, where her bizarre
hand movements all in synch suggest comic satire, as this kind of kitsch is
nearly unwatchable, yet this is done straight, given a sugar-coated glossy
coating, dressed up in floodlights.
While she advances to the next round, her success is shared in a little
party thrown by Tony backstage that edges Jean out of the picture. Seeing through the façade, Jean disappears
from sight after calling her a traitor and an aging alcoholic. The bubble has apparently burst. Steps to retrieve her former manager are all
in vain, while her actual voice, heard rehearsing without all the engineering
and production, feels amazingly flat, like she can’t carry a tune. In the finals, Laura is literally on her own,
thrown into the spotlight where she lifelessly repeats the exact same song,
using the exact same mannerisms, where there isn’t an ounce of
authenticity. Waiting in her dressing
room afterwards as other groups perform, she drinks herself into a stupor, only
to be called back onstage as the winner for a final rendition, by now
completely drunk, unable to walk, falling flat on her face, immediately sent to
the hospital for recovery, with Jean, watching intently on the television,
racing to meet her there. Despite the
fact Huppert probably took the role due to the ever more unbalanced nature of a
screwed-up relationship, presented more like a fractured fairy tale, the
repetition of the banal musical themes sound more and more like disco drivel,
the kind of stuff you can’t get out of your head, no matter how hard you
try.